Heil Hitler Guys! Film Review: Jojo Rabbit

Johannes Betzler, aka Jojo (Roman Griffin Davis), looks like a Nazi, walks like a Nazi, and talks like a Nazi. But his mum knows he’s not a Nazi – he’s a very naughty boy! A ten-year-old German boy, to be exact, in Germany, in World War 2.

It’s a good time to be a Nazi, hurrah!

Like all the best 10-year-olds, Jojo has an imaginary friend, only Jojo’s imaginary friend just happens to be Hitler (Taika Waititi, who also directs). He’s also got a real friend (although Jojo’s not too happy about getting friendzoned, but more of that later) – a Jewish teenage girl who hides in the attic. No of course she’s not Anne Frank, don’t be ridiculous! She’s Elsa (Thomasin McKenzie), Jojo’s dead sister’s pal, stashed away in the attic walls for safekeeping by Jojo’s mum Rosie (Scarlett Johansson). Apart from literally saving Elsa’s life, Rosie acts as a kind of substitute mum, complete with advice about growing into a woman: Look a tiger in the eye! Although Rosie tells Elsa she has never looked a tiger in the eye, we find out later that she does just that on a regular basis.

What could possibly go wrong?

Well. Quite a lot, actually, but in terms of filmmaking – not much. Kiwi multitalent and director extraordinaire, Taika Waititi, has achieved the impossible: an off-the-wall coming-of-age slapsticky fantasy wartimy satire comedy tragedy drama… thing. With themes of love, loss, friendship, belonging, courage, poetry (rather dodgily translated Rilke – but that’s a blog post for another day), oh and did I mention love. It really shouldn’t work but somehow… it does.

What’s the rabbit got to do with it?

 Jojo fails to kill a rabbit in a Hitler Youth initiation test – but then realises what he needs to do is be more rabbit himself. Yes, be more rabbit! You know, sneaky, agile, hiding in holes. Following an incident involving a hand grenade, this seems to backfire (literally) at first, but in the end turns out a successful survival plan. Bit by bit, the human side of (most of) the characters reveals itself. Jojo’s other real-life friend, Yorkie (Archie Yates), is a boy of Jojo’s own age at last, and, like his chocolate bar namesake, pure sweet, chunky delight. Demoted Hitler Youth drill sergeant Klenzendorf, aka ‘Captain K’ (Sam Rockwell), turns out to have a penchant for flamboyant uniforms, and in moments of increasing homoerotic tenderness, his beady glass eye on his Unter-Nazi sidekick Freddie Finkel (Alfie Allen). Who knew!



I knew those book-burning skills would come in handy one day

Through falling in love with Elsa, Jojo realises that he’s been brainwashed about the Jews, and about a whole lot of other things too. Good job he loves book-burning – he can start by torching his own opus magnus, the educational picture book ‘Joohoo Jew: An exposé about Jews’. Über-Fräulein Rahm (Rebel Wilson) (“Heil Hitler guys! I’ve had 18 kids for the Reich!“), and Herr Deertz from the Gestapo Office (Stephen Merchant – see what they did there?), don’t see the error of their ways, but then at least some of the Nazis need to stay baddies, so, fair enough. When the war comes to an end, we hit a crossroads: obviously, this is a good thing all round, but for Jojo it also spells the end of his time with Elsa. And seeing he’s in the throes of a major crush, he may be tempted to spin out the war narrative just a bit longer…

Fuck off Hitler

In Christine Leunens’ bestseller of 2008, Caging Skies, on which the film is based, Jojo doesn’t tell Elsa that the war is over for quite a while, so he can keep her all for himself for longer. Like in The Invention of the Curried Sausage (yes I know it’s also vaguely similar to Goodbye Lenin, but that’s about East Germany not WW2, so the Currywurst wins). Waititi teeters on the edge for a moment, but then decides not to venture into child kidnap territory (to be clear, that’s kidnap by a child, of a slightly older child. Wrong on so many levels). I was grateful for not having to watch Jojo’s sinister side unfold (not counting the unfortunate Nazi phase), but also just a tiny bit disappointed at the missed opportunity of a twist, and with it, complexity. In the end, people did what they could, looked a tiger in the eye, and danced when they’re free. Thankfully, Hitler didn’t dance – it’s not The Producers. He did fuck off though, as told to by Jojo. It’s a bad time to be a Nazi – hurrah!

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Arrival – will Linguist Louise save the world through language?


In a departure from my usual choice of film – you know, the ones with subtitles and no plot – I went to see Arrival – and it’s got aliens in it. I know – bear with me! So aliens have landed, the world’s on the brink of blowing itself up – who you gonna call? A Linguistics expert, of course! Well to be fair they also called a Scientist, just to even things out, because of that, er, well-known Linguistics/Science paradigm split, with nothing much in between. But who’s better? Let’s look at how Linguist Louise, played by Amy Adams, got the job. Seeing in Arrival most conundrums are framed in an easy-to-manage binary pattern, there are only two Language experts in the world: Louise and the guy from Berkeley (if only it was that simple, the literature review for my thesis would be a hell of a lot easier to write!) There is some sort of academic micro-debate going on though: it all comes down to the dealbreaker question of the Sanskrit word for war. Louise knows ‘the better’ translation, and that’s the end of the line for the guy from Berkeley. Baam! Of course Louise also has another major advantage: a traumatic back story. Perfect! (I just kept hoping throughout the film she wouldn’t get it mixed up with the X-Factor and break into song. Without giving too much away: she didn’t. Phew.) Also in true ‘what people who know nothing about Linguistics think Linguists do’-fashion she speaks lots of languages – this will come in useful later. In contrast, we know nothing about Jeremy Renner’s Ian the Scientist’s recruitment process – he probably slept with someone important, you know those sciency types.

arrival1Brought in to figure out why the aliens – half giant spiders with a leg missing, half massive cracked heel – have come to Earth, Linguist Louise whips out a mini-whiteboard to facilitate communication. Primary school teachers of the world, rejoice, and keep up the good effort – your methods are working! Turns out there is no correlation between the eerie noises the aliens make and what they write. For all we know they may just have been farting. Luckily Linguist Louise stops short of asking Ian the Scientist to explain what correlation means (unlike when she says to her daughter: ‘if you want Science, ask your dad’ – adding in her head ‘how many times, Sweetie? Daddy’s Science, Mummy’s Linguistics!’) Now this is where it gets interesting: Linguist Louise wipes the slate clean (literally) of Maths (aka Science…) scribblings and explains the morphology, syntax and semantics of the question ‘What’s your purpose on Earth?’ in the most pragmatic way (ha – see what I did here?) She even knows how to explain stuff to Forest ‘Ah, now I get it’ Whitaker’s The Colonel, who clearly knows nothing about anything but is tasked with conveying key information to the guys with the finger on the red button. Risky. There’s a curious absence of The President – wouldn’t he (or she – but in the light of recent electoral events more likely he) be on the scene in this kind of Situation with a capital S? Of course – the concept of Donald Trump ever becoming president would have been too far-fetched to entertain, even for a Sci-Fi movie. Shame really, because he would have known just what to do – build a really, really high wall! Simples! As it happens it’s down to Linguist Louise to save the world – no pressure.

If you can suspend disbelief and put up with occasional pockets of ridiculousness, it’s a rare treat indeed to sit back and watch a Linguistics academic (female!) try and stop World (and beyond!) War 3. You don’t even have to be familiar with non-linear approaches to Language Studies, Whorfianism, or Determinism to enjoy how events unfold (but it may help). Personally, they had me at Linguistics.

Arrival, based on Story of your Life by Ted Chiang, directed by Denis Villeneuve, written by Eric Heisserer, and starring Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner and Forest Whitaker, is on general release in cinemas right now.

Suite Française – French film, German perspective

I always keep an ear out for foreign references in English – it’s an occupational hazard.  This week the news headlines were full of foreign, mainly French, words.   Apparently Jeremy Clarkson’s cortege caused a fracas as it was passing through Leicester, because the aiguillettes on the horses’ regalia were by Dolce & Gabbana, which Elton John had told us all to boycott, because they are synthetic.  Or something.

How fitting then that I went to see Suite Française, a French film, or rather a British/French/Belgian film set in France during German occupation, based on Irène Némirovsky’s 2004 novel.

The story of the manuscript is an even more harrowing tale than the fictional plot: The author wrote two novels and the outline of a third in the early 1940s, before she was sent to her death in Auschwitz for being Jewish.  I like to imagine the manuscript languishing in a dusty, cobwebbed attic suitcase for the next half-century, which is pretty close to what happened: Némirovsky’s daughter only discovered it in the 1990s.  It was published in 2004 to great critical acclaim, and became a major bestseller both in France and worldwide.

This film doesn’t look like it’s set to be a big blockbuster, two clues being that there was only one (very late) showing a day, and my companion and I made up the total audience of two.  Bit of an eerie experience, but at least I could give my full attention to what kind of Germans we might encounter here, all in the name of research, of course.

The film centres on a mother and daughter-in-law, the two Mmes Angelliers, but so as to not cause confusion who is who, the young pretty one is called only by her first name, Lucile.  Living in “the best house in the village” in Bussy, just east of Paris, earns them an – at first – unwelcome house guest: Bruno von Falk, a German officer, played by Sasha Baron-Cohen (not really).  Lucile soon finds herself drawn to the former composer, despite his rather limited repertoire: he only seems to know one tune, the eponymous Suite Française, which he insists on playing incessantly.  Both unhappily married to conveniently absent spouses, the doomed lovers try to not arouse suspicion, especially not from the haughty Mme Angelliers the elder. “I thought I was supposed to be the one everyone’s scared of” chuckles Bruno, crouching behind a hedge.  Ahahahahaha!  A German with a sense of humour!  Whatever next?!  Turns out, there’s no follow-up.  In this film, the Germans do what they do best in war films:  they shoot at civilian refugees.  They trash the local mansion and have their wicked way with the village girls.  They shout “Vot is your nehm” and “Pay-pahs” at checkpoints.  One particularly nasty specimen gets his just come-uppance when he gets killed by farmer Benoît Sabarie, whom he tried to repeatedly humiliate.  Hoorah! But Bruno is different.  “I have NOTHING in common with these people”, he tries to get Lucile to understand. In fact, he seems almost as outraged at the defiling of a few hideous paintings and stuffy decorations by his fellow soldiers as at some true horrors that are going on right under his eyes.

True horrors, all caused by the awfulness of people.  The Viscountess makes up a story saying that farmer Benoît threatened her with a gun, which backfires badly (sorry!) as it leads to Benoît shooting the German officer, and then eventually to her husband being executed in Benoît’s place, because, the Germans decide, SOMEONE’S  got do die here!  And just be grateful it’s only one of you, not five as decreed by the even nastier Nazis above!  Everything’s relative, you see.  And with that, the Viscount stoically accepts his fate, looking death – in the shape of a firing squad – straight in the eye.

The good people of Bussy don’t all turn out to be pillars of the community, though.  They bombard Bruno with an unlikely yet powerful weapon, directed at their own neighbours: letters.  Old and new grievances are dug out, embellished or made up entirely and put to paper.  Even Lucile finds more than she bargained for (as you do in movies) when she discovers someone had written in (why?!) with information revealing her husband’s affair and illegitimate daughter.  Sounds like the Stasi would have had a field day recruiting in this village!  Ah, well, never mind Lucile, you’ve got Bruno now, the musical, cultured, humorous, handsome, non-Nazi-ish German!

Or is he?!  One of the film’s themes is not so much the ‘us and them’, goodies versus baddies, but rather the question of what makes ‘the other’.  “They’re just like us”, exclaims an enthusiastic Bussy maiden, before disappearing into the bushes with one of them.  Later, when her new boyfriend treats her and her family with unnecessary violence whilst searching for Benoît, who’s gone on the run, she’s not so sure any more.  The uptight Mme Angelliers, quelle surprise, turns out to be not so bad after all: though an offence punishable by death, she joins forces with Lucile in hiding Benoît from the Germans and helping him escape to Paris to join the resistance.  Benoît seems to have seven lives, as even Bruno, motivated by his love for Lucile, ends up coming to his rescue, never mind the German’s dead Wehrmacht colleagues strewn around the roadblock, mowed down by Lucile and Benoît.  Ah, l’amour… Meanwhile back in the village, Mme Angelliers has taken a liking to the business of hiding people and has replaced Benoît with little Jewish girl Anna as the latest resident of the secret room behind the linen cupboard. She just knew that place would come in useful some time!  Hopefully Anna will know better than to smoke non-German cigars, which nearly led to Benoît’s discovery, if Bruno hadn’t intervened, again.  Eight lives!

It doesn’t end well, though, as you may have guessed – it never does.  I would have really liked to see Lucile’s husband return Poldark-style and a complex, Franco-Germanic love-triangle to ensue, accompanied by the hauntingly simple piano motif of Suite Française – but then, everyone has enough trouble in their lives already.

I left the cinema with a strange feeling that something was missing.  It was only later that it dawned on me what it was:  During the entire film, not a single word of French was spoken.  Dommage.